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Kristia’s Clear Images in Bryant, Arkansas

Website: http://www.kristiaimages.com/431709347
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KRISTIAIMAGES/
Craigslist: http://littlerock.craigslist.org/bab/5873270891.html

Life pro tip: don’t Google her phone number at work, the number brings up some listings for someone at that number who is/was an escort.

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Facebook:

I’m not relisting the images above but some appear on the Facebook as well.

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  • Marc W.

    Best pro tip ever.

    ETA: OMG, I can’t even read her CL post.

    “I’m a photographer in little Rock an Bryant area I’m taking Christmas pic I have Christmas backgrounds an 4others background family an kids an size I’m will to do outside , Bday and wedding picture here my number xxx-xxx-xxxx here my website http://www.kristiaimages.com thanks”

    • Helena

      It is a veritable wall-o-text.

    • Gramoramer is that even a word???

    • Christopher C.

      She’s not very bright. Look at this apostrophe usage:

      “PACKAGE’S 30minute’s 1 . 8*10 2 . 5*7 4 . 3*5 35$ 1 . 8*10 2 . 5*7 5 . 2*5
      25$ 1 . 8*10 1 . 5*7 2 . 3*5 20$ 1 HOUR 1 . 8*10 2 . 5*7 4 .
      3*5 8 . 2*5 40$ 2 . 8*10 4 . 5*7 4 . 3*5 4 . 3*5 8 . 2*5 50$ MAKE YOUR OWN PACKAGE’S 8*10 – 15$ 5*7 – 12$ 3*5 – 10$ 2*3 – 6$ SINGLE’S COUPLE’S / ENGAGEMENT FAMILY’S KID’S MODELING /KID’S , AND PRE TEEN’S WEDDING’S CD’S STARTING AT 160 $”

      I can’t wait to see how she responds to this post.

  • Glen

    Well? it’s obvious why she has pinched images. Poor girl can’t take a picture, her work is obvious. Maybe she will apologize and then go learn how to be a photographer?
    Hopefully she will learn from this.

    • Peter Kelly

      The disparity between the two is beyond frightening!
      I just hope no one hires her, because there is not a chance in hell she will deliver even up to photobooth standards.

    • NeroAngelo

      Thieves almost never learn.

  • JLC

    https://www.resume.com/kristia
    Walmart cashier and photographer.
    And what is with the stolen 123RF background image?

  • You can’t fix stupid

    You mention that the phone number is for an escort. Maybe she is one? Just saying 🙂

    • Peter Kelly

      I hope she’s a better escort than she is a photographer…

    • Christopher C.

      I’m almost positive it’s the same person. Age, body type, hair color, location, grammar, phone number… it all matches up.

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  • Christopher C.

    Seems what we have here is someone who worked in the Wal-Mart photography department, says “I can do that,” buys a camera and calls themselves a photographer (with 3rd grade level English).

    Except the work is terrible, so she has to pass off good work as her own.

    • Marc W.

      Lifetouch, actually.

  • Celine (peaceetc)

    Can I ask that we not make fun of the photographer because of her spelling/grammar issues? Let’s just stick to the photography thing, since the other stuff doesn’t really have anything to do with the listing, and it’s pretty obvious, anyway. Thank you.

  • Another MWAC (mom with a camera).

    • Astanax

      I had a “professional model” tell me that nobody should pay anyone that has a SMC (Soccer Mom Camera). She was telling me that if the lens and camera were considered entry level, then nobody should pay that photographer, or let the photographer call themselves a professional. She said entry level cameras do not have a high enough ISO, something she actually thinks makes images better. She was actually blaming the camera body (A T6i) instead of the photographer behind the lens. I told her these entry level DSLRs are more advanced than what Ansel Adams had. I guess she didn’t know he was a professional photographer. I quoted a pro photographer who said one doesn’t compliment a chef’s tools for the food. They shouldn’t compliment the pro photographer’s tools for the pictures either. She then went off an a weird tangent. To her, Soccer Mom Cameras, anything under a professional grade DSLR, should be blamed for bad photos, just like the stove she had to use “to cook for famous people” made her food suck. I looked it up. She did cook for Chef Gordon Ramsay, but was eliminated before even getting the white apron. She has blamed the stove ever since for her not making it past audition on the show, and not that she is just a PWAK (Person with a kitchen.)

  • Christopher C.

    The website was scrubbed pretty quickly, and is now down entirely.

  • ishootyou

    I made the mistake and digged deeper to find her actual escort website with pictures. It’s actually sad if you think that this might have been a desperate attempt to escape “the other job”.

    • chuck knuckles

      Unfortunately, she’s making a wrong assumption – where simply owning a mattress in one profession means you can call yourself a “Professional” (outside of Nevada) – simply owning a camera doesn’t make you anything remotely close to a “Professional” in photography.

      Strange that she’d use the same phone number for both jobs. That could make for some crazy phone conversations!